The Divawocky

Stephanie H.

'Twas bling-bling and tiny nose

Did smile, and wink with a wave.

All tipsy were the partygoers

And her brand-new style won't fade.

"Beware the superstar, dear girl! The extravagant car, with an attitude to match! Beware the evil publicist, and shun the fabulous 'Celebrity Boxing' match!"

So, she took her new cell phone in hand,

For a while, to the agent chatted she,

So rested she in the penthouse suite,

And hummed a while, off-key

And as in a selfish thought, she would

Stood the boyfriend with a gourmet baked good.

He came trumbling through the door. Snying as he came.

One, two! One, two! To you, and You! The manicured hand went slippity-slap!

Upon his head, and then, she fled

She ran until she tripped and fell, ker-splat!

"Hast thou been exhausted from sorting your Skittles and adjusting the thermostat to 76? Come hither, come hither, take off your Manolo Blahnik shoes. Oh wipressed day!"

The mother would blatantly say, as she comfeld her daughter.

'Twas bling-bling and tiny nose

Did smile, and wink with a wave.

All tipsy were the partygoers

And her brand-new style won't fade.