The Jabberwocky

'Twas LipSmacker and Bonnebelle,
Did the deprived child bare, 
All the days she sported the fruity goodness
And N.Y.C Color as well.

"Beware of Wet'n'Wild my sister!''
The colors that stain, the flavors that are savored. 
Beware Soft Lips go only for the MAC . 
Avoid Caboodles!"

She took her credit card in hand:
She fought the Avon lady endlessly, 
Then rested by the Pretzel Stand, 
And drank her Orange Julius in thought.

And in deep concentration she sat,
The Wet'n'Wild, with prices of clearance, 
Came over the P.A. system,
And spoke of prices to be slashed!

Ca-ching! Ca-ching! The sounds filled the air!                                Through the machine the credit card went!
She signed the receipt and left the store, 
With Clinique bags in hand.

"And have you had a successful day?
Come show me what you bought my sister!
Oh snap! What now? Hell yeah!"
She basked in her victory.

'Twas LipSmacker and Bonnebelle,
Did the deprived child bare, 
All the days she sported the fruity goodness
And N.Y.C Color as well.