The Jabberwocky

'Twas blades and shampoo,

Did Paul Mitchell get Bed head;

All  the scissors were in the draw,

And in a quick rinse.

" Beware of the mullet, my pal!

The scissors that cut, the brush that detangles!

Beware of the Buzzcut, and shun!

That horror called moose.

He took his scissors in hand;

 Long time he Therma Silked

So confused by the mullet

And he biolage'd in thought

And as in Herbel Essence he stood

Thought of the mullet made him tense

He began chopping as the cut appeared

 with pert and Aqua net.

One cut, Two cuts we are almost done

The scissors cut easily like no tear baby shampoo

He Finessed and with Pantene Pro-V

He began to flee.

And has thou cut a mullet?

You Brillant Brunette!

Oh, Ausse day, how suave may!

He conditioned with joy

' Twas blades and shampoo;

Did Paul Mitchell get Bed Head?

All the scissors were in the draw,

And in a quick rinse.